A man arrives home early one afternoon and finds his wife lying on the bed, looking distressed.
“What’s wrong?” he asks with concern.
She replies, “I’m not feeling well; I think I might need a doctor.”
Worried, the husband says, “Let me call for help!” He rushes downstairs to get the phone. Just then, his young son Johnny comes in, looking upset.
“What’s bothering you, buddy?” the father asks.
“Uncle James is hiding in the closet, Daddy,” Johnny says, still upset. Confused, the man goes back upstairs, opens the closet door, and finds his brother standing there, looking embarrassed.
“Jim, what are you doing in there?” the man asks. “We have more important things to worry about right now!”
